littlelionsam:

ihopericksantorum:

To think people are actually voting for this guy

well it IS going to matter to you when the entire economy collapses, people everywhere are homeless and sick because they can’t fucking afford a house or apartment or medicine, and the citizens of the US are going to start a revolution because you fucking ruined their country. jesus christ. saying that you don’t give a fuck about the unemployment rate pretty much equals saying that you don’t give a fuck about the average US citizen. 

benedicia:

yourmomgivesgoodheadcanon:

saekimchi:

substantialityou:

 Rick Santorum can’t stop making unintentional buttsex jokes.

Omg

i am slain

Every time Rick Santorum opens his mouth Sigmund Freud gets an anticipatory boner.

Every time Rick Santorum opens his mouth Sigmund Freud gets an anticipatory boner.

privateai:

wilwheaton:

There are 18,000 married gay and lesbian couples in California and at least 131,000 nationwide according to the 2010 census, conducted before New York state legalized same-sex marriage in July.

Rick Santorum says he’ll try to unmarry all of them if he’s elected president.

Does someone need to remind Santorum that he’s running for President, and not Mullah In Chief for the American Taliban?

Yeah dude because that’s how you win an election, by hating certain groups of Americans.

Those 262,000 votes totally don’t matter.

cynicalwitch:

I.. what?

:I

paranormal-destiel:

fapcat:

nizyewest:

musicallyorangedicks:

ghetsis:

omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle

you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

#i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy

i can’t

oh my god

trickstering:

lywinis:

fapcat:

nizyewest:

musicallyorangedicks:

ghetsis:

omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle

you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

Rick, I write gay porn for a living. There is no way you think about gay sex more than I do, and if you do, can you at least buy a copy or something?

what if rick santorum googled his name as often as i think about gay sex