What is your battle cry?
Reblogged from baronfreeman
Running over the hotel lobby, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Veela! And he gives a low cry:
“I’m going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!”
Prowling out of the tundra, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Jessica! And she gives a low howl:
“I’m going to smash you until you acquire caulrophobia, and trade you for a candy bar!!!”
(just for the record, caulrophobia isn’t a word. Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns…)
Running along the tarmac, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sare! And she gives an ominous bellow:
“This one’s for you, mom! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!”
Hark! Who is that, prowling over the cliffs! It is Rin, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:
“I’m seriously going to punch you until you scream like a banshee!!!”
Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the tundra! It is Rashmi, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a spectacular cry, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to brutalize you until you deflate!!!”
Sprinting through the wasteland, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Amanda! And she gives a booming scream:
“I’m going to smack you until you deflate, and add a notch to my bedpost!!”
Striding along the hotel lobby, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh The Master! And he gives a gutteral howl:
“You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem until everything has croaked!!”
Skulking on the icy wasteland, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Jessica! And she gives a spectacular scream:
“I’m going to smash you like it’s a new extreme sport!!!”
Skulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a burning branch, cometh Pride1289! And she gives a gutteral cry:
“I’m going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!”
(Source: chantillyxlacey)
